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With over 22,000 Hello Kitty Products floating around, you can be sure that a handful of the products created offended some people. Below are the 10 Most Indecent Hello Kitty Products we could find:

1) Hello Kitty ThongsIndecent Hello Kitty Products - I Heart Hello Kitty

Forget Hello Kitty T-shirts and earrings, you can share your Hello Kitty pride when the clothes start coming off.

Just don't be surprised if your boyfriend asks to check
your license again.

2) Hello Kitty Tampons & Menstrual Pads

Indecent Hello Kitty Products - I Heart Hello KittyEven when it's the wrong time of month for you to be in the mood, you can still sport your love for Hello Kitty with the complete line of Kotex feminine products.

In the same aisle, you might even spot the Kitty Douche product (no joke).

Hello Kitty Bong3) Hello Kitty Bongs

Superfans of Hello Kitty don't have to rely on getting high on life alone!

Hello Kitty is more than happy to bring you to that special place. If you start seeing pink elephants and kittens, you'll know who to thank!
4) Hello Kitty Tarot Cards

hello kitty tarot cardsWho better to tell you about your immanent death than Hello Kitty?

Apparently there's a couple complete collections of 78 tarot cards floating around featuring all your favorite Hello Kitty characters.

5) Hello Kitty Guns

Next time you say "Hello Kitty" it might be while looking down the barrel of a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle. There's a surprising number of real & fake Hello Kitty Guns.

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Hello Kitty Belly Button Rings6) Hello Kitty Belly Rings & Body Studs

In case you want to accessorize along side your Hello Kitty thong, why not sport a Hello Kitty belly ring or tongue, eye or downstairs body stud?
7) Hello Kitty Dental Ware

temp all pics - I Heart Hello KittyTake Hello Kitty with you during every meal by having your dentist put in a Hello Kitty tooth!

This adds evidence to those who believe Hello Kitty bites.

8) Hello Kitty TattoosIndecent Hello Kitty Products - I Heart Hello Kitty

Make your love for Hello Kitty permanent! Choose your favorite body part so you can say hello to your favorite cat... everyday... for the rest of your life!
9) Hello Kitty Vibrators

Hello Kitty VibratorThe controversial battery-operated "personal massage wand", better known as the Hello Kitty Vibrator, has brought Hello Kitty pleasure to many fans.

10) Hello Kitty Sex Toy - For Men

hello kitty blow lightApparently Hello Kitty has created a sex toy for men sold in Japan. It's called the Hello Kitty Blow Light.

According to Hello Kitty Hell, there's a hole at the bottom of the device that men slip their thingy in and when he completes his transaction by making a deposit, the chemical reaction inside the device will light the sex toy up.

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